unstablebill:

I’ve been scream laughing at this for several days

only-tiktoks:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

ashedink:

tigergirltail:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

kactusnz:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

The best part of worldbuilding is making something that sucks. Magic schools with bullshit rules that don’t work. Spaceships that are built stupid. My favourite thing to do is to make an inconvenient world that is full of stupid things for boring reasons, and then putting a character int here and making them live with that.

ALT

I was about to reblog this like “wow I so agree” and then I checked the username and apparently I posted it.

#There’s a giant water monster in my homebrew world who occasionally investigates boats

#he doesn’t attack anyone he’s just curious about boats so the nearby town made him their mascot#his name is Big Sneak because despite being 120ft long he sneaks up on boats all the time and spooks the fuck outta people

#He’s 230 years old and has a title equivilant to a knighthood

#He is not an uplifted animal. It’s the equivalent of giving a knighthood to a scaled whale. They just love him.

#He was given that title so it would be illegal for anyone to hunt him

#What purpose does this lore serve? None at all. It’s a giant monster you aren’t allowed to kill and who might sneak up on you and go Bloop

#If you try to attack Big Sneak the entire town will be mad at you.

@ashedink​ You cannot just hide this absolute work of art in the tags

(I immediately love Big Sneak)

HERE HE IS

THE BIG SNEAK

THE GUY

tough-girl9:

danaknowsitall:

magicaldreams:

artbymaureen:

With permission from Jackson Yeoh who did this test animation for the Bog King to showcase his vulnerable side. Audio is sampled from an Alan Cumming interview.

Omg this is awsome!😍

gahh this is amazing

WHA-? OH MY GOSH, THIS IS SO COOL! Vulnerable!Bog is adorable!

biglawbear:

angel-derangement:

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

“In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, then it doesn’t.” - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High S1E17

favoritepokemontournament:

Tumblr’s Favorite Pokémon: Finals!

We’re finally here! 1198 Pokémon down, 2 finalists have made it to the very final match! It’s a battle of the Fairy types!

In the left corner, at 1.5 pounds, representing Alola, we have the Disguise Pokémon, contestant #0778, a dual Ghost-Fairy type, the ooky spooky Mimikyu!

In the right corner, at 51.8 pounds, representing Kalos, we have the Intertwining Pokémon, contestant #700, a Fairy type, the dragon slaying Sylveon!

Who should be crowned Tumblr’s Favorite Pokémon?

Mimikyu

Sylveon

gryffinewt:

hyrude:

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

not to be cosmic or anything but who was i before watching this?

coffebits:

Horse riding in Hyrule~

bimalewife:

elkian:

ayellowbirds:

power-chords:

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ……no…..

only-tiktoks:

empresstress13:

adventuresinastrangeworld:

dduane:

…I’ll always reblog the frog.

Counterpoint: Matsumoto Hoji, active c. 1875

That’s a compelling counterpoint

bisexualposts:

xixijinping: